Seriously IKEA!

So here I am thinking I am a super woman, no nuts and bolts are going to get me down. No S curvy European tool thing going to throw me off my game. I will build this desk, for if I build it, my Mac will come! So after stopping last night because of a wrong piece I head to IKEA this morning. I type on my iPhone, "I have two doors, I only need one. I need a back piece". The guy behind the counter did not understand. So out comes my iPhone photo's of what I need. No, really you still do not understand? Ok so I hand thrm their pamphlet of their great black and white, Ziggy do it yourself diagram of what I am suppose to have. Got it? Oh, now you need a receipt because people just come off the street slowly trading in pieces of wood every day to eventually build a house? So long story short I get my right piece.
Come home start building, got my Coke Zero, my cookies, my music playing in the background, ...something with Miley Cyrus and Fly on the wall? hmmm
I am now getting to the end and I am thinking "this does not go together" yes people another part! I took it to a friends house tonight to get a 2nd opinion since I did not want to explain to the German's that their Swedish counter parts, got it wrong in English! So yes I will be making a trip to IKEA Monday!! But I now have a power drill, will try and accomplish putting together a wardrobe tomorrow. Maybe